Being a cheapskate, this year I decided to make my own Christmas cards for family and friends. I drew both of these by hand then colored in the rest and added text with the computer. If you find them funny, feel free to print them out and give them to people. They should inspire holiday cheer or at least turn a few heads.
On the inside, it says “Why did I put pepper spray in your stocking last year?”
This next one’s not exactly PC. Everyone should just realize it’s a joke though.
On the inside it reads, “Their favorite thing to do is sing ‘White Christmas.’”
Okay, that’s it for now.
—-I’ve written two books now. One is titled The Madness of Art: Short Stories (8 stories about the stranger side of the artistic process) and the other is titled A Rapturous Occasion (a comedy of errors revolving around the fear of the Apocalypse). To see both books, please visit my Amazon product page.
Happy Holidays everyone!